The Internet Marketing Nerds

Oh, hello there! We see you cracked our passcodesplendid! We start working, you start paying when you get results. No contract until youre saying woooooow. Let us be the first to push up our spectacles and wave awkwardly. Were so glad youre here! Youre busy and probably not here to discuss our rare comic book collection. So lets get right to your primary question: What can nerds do for me? (Sorry, UPS). And were not talking about free classes on Klingon, Elven, or the origins of C-3P0 (though wed be happy to discuss!). Were talking about saving you money and making you moneywowing you with the full power of the nerd. Money to spend on more action figures (well, thats what we do with our dough) In short, we make online marketing simpler than a Rubix Cube. Weve mastered: Were the guys behind the other guys (and gals) making big money: 2X, 3X, 4Xoh my When were not watching reruns of The Big Bang Theory, were nerding it up on sites like Facebook, Instagram, Yahoo, Bing, Google, YouTube, and Snapchat for guys like Les Brown, Tai Lopez, Akon, and other A-list celebrities, renown musicians, high-profile clients, millionaires and Billionaires (Yes, the Big B). Billionaires and royalty alike have called our Nerd Hotline, seeking to expedite next-level results. And we answer the call every timeunless, of course, its during Comic Con or a heated Star Wars/Star Trek debate. Then you can fouget about it! The best part about the Internet Marketing Nerds (well, aside from our bowties) is that we dont just use social media sites. We partner with themlike the Avengers teaming up with the Justice League. We work closely with reps to make sure were state-of-the-art, ethical, and insanely profitable. Its full-on cheat-code mode! We get to test-drive all of the newest advertising features before theyre released to the public, and we even create our own white-hat software to supercharge your money-making ability! But lets face it. Money is just money. What sets us nerds apartaside from sonic screwdrivers and a pickup game of ...